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Why I Have Trouble Relating to Katy Perry

August 25, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

What Katy Perry did last Friday night:

  • danced on tabletops
  • took too many shots
  • maxed her credit cards
  • got kicked out of the bar
  • went streaking in the park
  • skinny dipping in the dark
  • had a menage a trois

What I did last Friday night:

  • ate expired mac and cheese for dinner
  • skipped “free hayride night” because it looked rainy
  • did some laundry
  • refreshed my Facebook newsfeed every three minutes
  • was in bed by 11:00


Not me.

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    1. Bavis says

      August 31, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      You are so funny!! It’s so true!

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